Holy shit. They would never even let that guy sit on a jury; can’t believe he’s being considered for a policy position that directly touches on due process. (Pro-tip: the best way to get off a jury is to tell the judge that you’d be perfect for the jury because you can tell that someone is guilty just by looking into their eyes)
Edit: The pro-tip is a George Carlin quote but modified (he says ‘just by lookin’ at em’) and I inserted it to make a point. It was not meant to be taken literally. You should do your civic duty unless you feel you don’t need evidence.
calvin7421 on May 28th, 2019 at 00:02 UTC »
r/uselessredcircle
davidearlblue on May 28th, 2019 at 01:05 UTC »
But does he know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
nature_remains on May 28th, 2019 at 01:29 UTC »
Holy shit. They would never even let that guy sit on a jury; can’t believe he’s being considered for a policy position that directly touches on due process. (Pro-tip: the best way to get off a jury is to tell the judge that you’d be perfect for the jury because you can tell that someone is guilty just by looking into their eyes)
Edit: The pro-tip is a George Carlin quote but modified (he says ‘just by lookin’ at em’) and I inserted it to make a point. It was not meant to be taken literally. You should do your civic duty unless you feel you don’t need evidence.