I was instantly unmatched, but with an opening like that, I had to go for it

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fartblaster8 on May 25th, 2019 at 06:46 UTC »

lol, he doesn't know what he is missing!

Dluugi on May 25th, 2019 at 07:24 UTC »

Totally justified. What a stupid opening line.

thinkB4WeSpeak on May 25th, 2019 at 07:50 UTC »

What if that turns out to be someone's fetish?