No no no you give your female protagonist a tragic backstory about how she was sexually abused so now she’s not a pure virgin girl anymore and our male protagonist has to make the ultimate sacrifice to overlook her heathen vagina because he loves her.
yvnir on May 18th, 2019 at 18:01 UTC »
But if she ends up with Mister Perfect she'll still get surprisingly knocked up, because how could it be a happy end if someone remains childless?!
0chrononaut0 on May 18th, 2019 at 18:22 UTC »
It's OK you can say black widow
EDIT: Thanks for my first ever silver, I'd like to dedicate it to all female characters who have been butchered in similar ways.
SinfullySinless on May 18th, 2019 at 19:10 UTC »
No no no you give your female protagonist a tragic backstory about how she was sexually abused so now she’s not a pure virgin girl anymore and our male protagonist has to make the ultimate sacrifice to overlook her heathen vagina because he loves her.