Theft rate down 100% since we hired this fella

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allergator on May 17th, 2019 at 03:42 UTC »

he protecc he intimidate but most importantly he criminal eliminate

moonbunnyyy_ on May 17th, 2019 at 03:55 UTC »

I don’t know if that’s true because 100% I would steal that pup. Just tuck him nice and cozy in my pocket, maybe toss a lil bone in there for him.

iknowidontknowenough on May 17th, 2019 at 07:24 UTC »

My mom has a chiuahuah. That cunt named Spiky is now 15 human years old! 15!! He lost most teeth, is going blind and deaf but his fucking anger keeps him going.

He used to bark and pick fights with rottweilers and dogs alike. More often than not I thought we are on the verge of death.

"Fuck you doing Spiky?! He will chew us BOTH up get the fuck here! Fuck it if he peed on your tree, jesus!"