darth-poopy-pants on April 23rd, 2019 at 12:16 UTC »
Michael: [looks at long pretzel line] Oh, shhh... Come on
Hamurai55 on April 23rd, 2019 at 12:53 UTC »
"Hey Stanley. Got an endgame?"
"Yeah, I've got an endgame. It's called work hard so my kid can go to college..."
Snakeoil27 on April 23rd, 2019 at 12:58 UTC »
I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day.
darth-poopy-pants on April 23rd, 2019 at 12:16 UTC »
Michael: [looks at long pretzel line] Oh, shhh... Come on
Hamurai55 on April 23rd, 2019 at 12:53 UTC »
"Hey Stanley. Got an endgame?"
"Yeah, I've got an endgame. It's called work hard so my kid can go to college..."
Snakeoil27 on April 23rd, 2019 at 12:58 UTC »
I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day.