VelociTrapLord on April 6th, 2019 at 15:03 UTC »
“You’re still on your parents insurance? What are you a baby? You need to pay us for the coverage you already have”
freemiumxxx on April 6th, 2019 at 16:18 UTC »
"We aren't like big name insurance companies. We believe in a more whole approach to insuring your stuff (saying 'stuff' makes them seem less stuffy). Just sit back, chill, and let us do the worrying so you can get back to life-ing."
PerfectWasteOfTime on April 6th, 2019 at 17:11 UTC »
music starts as ukelele playing basic chords
Six note glockenspiel joins adding basic melody
Rhythym made up of group hand claps kicks in when advert has a particularly progressive shot or cut
Repeat. On every fucking internet ad.
VelociTrapLord on April 6th, 2019 at 15:03 UTC »
“You’re still on your parents insurance? What are you a baby? You need to pay us for the coverage you already have”
freemiumxxx on April 6th, 2019 at 16:18 UTC »
"We aren't like big name insurance companies. We believe in a more whole approach to insuring your stuff (saying 'stuff' makes them seem less stuffy). Just sit back, chill, and let us do the worrying so you can get back to life-ing."
PerfectWasteOfTime on April 6th, 2019 at 17:11 UTC »
music starts as ukelele playing basic chords
Six note glockenspiel joins adding basic melody
Rhythym made up of group hand claps kicks in when advert has a particularly progressive shot or cut
Repeat. On every fucking internet ad.