Mornfromquarksbar on March 6th, 2019 at 22:46 UTC »
Clearly they never have cut my hair before reasons 1-7.
MemoryHauntsYou on March 6th, 2019 at 22:51 UTC »
You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser.
Well, one would at least hope not. But an overdose of reddit stories has lead me to fear otherwise.
JockBbcBoy on March 6th, 2019 at 23:02 UTC »
Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.
When my mom was my barber, yes she did!
Mornfromquarksbar on March 6th, 2019 at 22:46 UTC »
Clearly they never have cut my hair before reasons 1-7.
MemoryHauntsYou on March 6th, 2019 at 22:51 UTC »
Well, one would at least hope not. But an overdose of reddit stories has lead me to fear otherwise.
JockBbcBoy on March 6th, 2019 at 23:02 UTC »
Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.
When my mom was my barber, yes she did!