My local supermarket now has a googley-eyed robot whose sole purpose is to patrol the aisles looking for spills. Its name is Marty.

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knifebaby on February 28th, 2019 at 23:28 UTC »

I'd be tempted to create "accidents" just to see this thing in action.

fhost344 on March 1st, 2019 at 00:06 UTC »

"Why didn't you get to the spill on aisle 6?"

"I was learning the meaning of love from customers."

"Goddamn it."

SecretEyeRemote on March 1st, 2019 at 00:06 UTC »

Just like everyone else, Skynet's first job was in a grocery store.