The best is when they are on the toilet and you are teaching them to wipe. You standing around like a dope waiting for them to finish. They’re looking you in the eye like you the help. 😩
My son last week woke up in the morning. Came and crawled on my head. And I tend to sleep with my mouth open. He coughed directly in it. So now my throat is all scratchy and what not. Little shit.
Mephistopheles2249 on January 9th, 2019 at 14:31 UTC »
The best is when they are on the toilet and you are teaching them to wipe. You standing around like a dope waiting for them to finish. They’re looking you in the eye like you the help. 😩
ThatOneChiGuy on January 9th, 2019 at 14:44 UTC »
That's why I've been saying, just adopt a 32 year old instead. You good
BoomerThooner on January 9th, 2019 at 15:29 UTC »
My son last week woke up in the morning. Came and crawled on my head. And I tend to sleep with my mouth open. He coughed directly in it. So now my throat is all scratchy and what not. Little shit.