Mephistopheles2249 on January 9th, 2019 at 14:31 UTC »
The best is when they are on the toilet and you are teaching them to wipe. You standing around like a dope waiting for them to finish. They’re looking you in the eye like you the help. 😩
ThatOneChiGuy on January 9th, 2019 at 14:44 UTC »
That's why I've been saying, just adopt a 32 year old instead. You good
BoomerThooner on January 9th, 2019 at 15:29 UTC »
My son last week woke up in the morning. Came and crawled on my head. And I tend to sleep with my mouth open. He coughed directly in it. So now my throat is all scratchy and what not. Little shit.