Enterprise™ is a non deterministic unnecessarily statically typed Turing-complete programming language.
Enterprise™ is designed to create computer programs that disrupt markets.
But why?
Following on the footsteps of Rockstar, if we make Enterprise™ a real thing, then recruiters and hiring managers won't be able to talk about 'enterprise developers' any more.
On top of that, articles about the "Best Programming Languages for Enterprise Development" will lose their meaning.
southpolebrand on January 1st, 2019 at 09:48 UTC »
The Github repository for any interested parties: https://github.com/dylanbeattie/rockstar
Shne on January 1st, 2019 at 11:57 UTC »
There's also the Enterprise Programming Language
MrMikeJJ on January 1st, 2019 at 12:08 UTC »
So now we just need a programming language called "Full Stack".