John Mayer

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Dude_Who_Cares on November 13rd, 2018 at 04:59 UTC »

I said Aubrey Plaza was cute one time...we couldn’t watch Parks & Rec without her mentioning it...we broke up

Edit: The massive can of worms that the goddess April Ludgate can unleash. Thanks for all your comments positive & negative...I like to discuss, keep them coming

KeezaX on November 13rd, 2018 at 05:55 UTC »

My ex got extremely upset when I commented that a girl looked cute, because the girl kind of resembled her.

Then she gushed for like 15 straight minutes about this famous guy's incredible, ripped bod, how hot he was, how impressed she was by it, and how she would totally do sexy things with him. It was an incredible and ripped bod indeed. I could have appreciated that with her, I was impressed too.

The way she was such a hypocrite and just kept going on about it still pissed me off like crazy and made me insecure though. She didn't talk about me like that. Oh, and I finally broke up with her when I caught her planning to meet & fuck some guy. I'm pretty sure he was her boyfriend ... before I was her boyfriend. I think I was guy #2. He was coming home from deployment in the Army. She was a real scumbag.

Joemac_ on November 13rd, 2018 at 06:34 UTC »

My (ex) girl wanted to watch porn together once and got mad cause I was looking at the chick's tits