if you give him the wrong directions, you send him to a stable and he mistakes a horses ass for his wife. he kisses said horses ass and promptly gets kicked in the face and dies
I came across a drunk dude who crashed his carriage and was blaming his horse, who was dead. He asked me to watch his shit while he went to get someone to "sort it out." I agreed and knelt down. I watched him walk down the road a bit, turn around, lean against a tree and promptly slide down and fall asleep.
GregLovesYogurt on October 31st, 2018 at 15:54 UTC »
I bumped into this guy while playing last night. I gave him the wrong directions and went on my merry way.
Groover_McSpooker on October 31st, 2018 at 16:19 UTC »
if you give him the wrong directions, you send him to a stable and he mistakes a horses ass for his wife. he kisses said horses ass and promptly gets kicked in the face and dies
MrGiantGentleman on October 31st, 2018 at 18:04 UTC »
I came across a drunk dude who crashed his carriage and was blaming his horse, who was dead. He asked me to watch his shit while he went to get someone to "sort it out." I agreed and knelt down. I watched him walk down the road a bit, turn around, lean against a tree and promptly slide down and fall asleep.