Can never remember the good ones

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ilikeallburgers on October 18th, 2018 at 13:57 UTC »

When I wake up I immediately think I have an award winning script in my head. But the time I finish draining my kidneys I forgot it all. :(

atlasmcbot on October 18th, 2018 at 14:34 UTC »

If you want to remember your dreams you should start writing them down as soon as you wake up.

erid16 on October 18th, 2018 at 14:41 UTC »

I'm like shiiit this is gonna be good my brain writes fucking movie scripts. Then I can remember only how it made me feel and then after 2 minutes nothing.