*why am I like this*

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TehNorfFace on October 7th, 2018 at 11:41 UTC »

I do this while I'm at the hairdresser to avoid awkward, forced drinking moments while they switch equipment.

wsj2005 on October 7th, 2018 at 14:38 UTC »

Friends mom: “yall want something to eat?” Me: sur- Friend: “we’re good”

xrwsx on October 7th, 2018 at 15:23 UTC »

One time in 7th or 8th grade I went over to this girl's house to do an art project. When I got there the mom offered me some water and I, of course, said no even though I was really thirsty.

She then left for a few seconds and came back with a glass of water, which I thanked her for, took into my hand, and drank.

I only realized that water was for the paint we were going to use for the art project when the mom came back with another glass of water and said "this one's for the paint"

Everytime I think back to that I cringe soooo hard at myself..