The delivery instructions go on the box looong before the delivery driver ever sees it. He could remove it, but that means he just deliberately damaged a parcel and therefore would be grounds for termination.
tl;dr don't trust FedEx to keep shit confidential.
MrBillyLotion on September 24th, 2018 at 12:06 UTC »
Return address: The Not-a-Party Supply Store
CTHULHU_RDT on September 24th, 2018 at 12:19 UTC »
Plot twist:
Real instructions were:
"please make it not obvious that I ordered a dozen dildos!"
TheMadmanAndre on September 24th, 2018 at 12:32 UTC »
The delivery instructions go on the box looong before the delivery driver ever sees it. He could remove it, but that means he just deliberately damaged a parcel and therefore would be grounds for termination.
tl;dr don't trust FedEx to keep shit confidential.