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00OORTS37X on September 22nd, 2018 at 00:14 UTC »

You mean... I'm not deserving a BLOWJOB for keeping the doors open for the LADIES?? /s

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Antrix32 on September 22nd, 2018 at 02:26 UTC »

The friendzone is basically nonsense. If you are friends with a girl, and she doesnt return your feelings, shes not "friend zoning" you. You have the choice whether to remain friends with her despite your feelings. If you can't handle being friends with someone you have feelings for, don't be friends, but she isn't obligated to be attracted to you.

Nothing_2C on September 22nd, 2018 at 03:29 UTC »

Chris Rock logic changed from parents to nice guys.

I take care o my kids!

You supposed to take care of yo kids you dumb motha fucka! What you want, a cookie?!