"Screaming and yelling saying they're going to go to the ER if we don't bring him some water and socks? Yeah we know. That's Mr. Bob. He likes the attention."
There's a scorpion a little like that where I work. He gets "stuck" sideways between a rock and the glass. After about five minutes he realizes he can't go forward and goes backwards. He can do that like five times a day and every time I have to tell worrying visitors that he's just dumb as hell and never remembers that it doesn't work.
There was an Amazon Parrot at our local pet store that used to get his head stuck places, screaming and squawking until someone would go get a cashier, then the bird would fucking laugh at you, it wasn’t stuck, he just liked the attention.
FartingWhooper on September 6th, 2018 at 01:55 UTC »
This reminds me of some of my patients.
"Screaming and yelling saying they're going to go to the ER if we don't bring him some water and socks? Yeah we know. That's Mr. Bob. He likes the attention."
AC_Mentor on September 6th, 2018 at 02:42 UTC »
There's a scorpion a little like that where I work. He gets "stuck" sideways between a rock and the glass. After about five minutes he realizes he can't go forward and goes backwards. He can do that like five times a day and every time I have to tell worrying visitors that he's just dumb as hell and never remembers that it doesn't work.
Lizzy_boredom on September 6th, 2018 at 03:04 UTC »
There was an Amazon Parrot at our local pet store that used to get his head stuck places, screaming and squawking until someone would go get a cashier, then the bird would fucking laugh at you, it wasn’t stuck, he just liked the attention.