MoistNugget97 on August 3rd, 2018 at 23:12 UTC »
This reminds me of a greentext where a guy sends a girl a dick pic and the police show up at his door accusing him of sending child porn. He insists it's his dick and is forced to pull down his pants to prove it, and the disappointed cops leave.
Titus____Pullo on August 3rd, 2018 at 23:13 UTC »
Just imagine the shame of actually having to tell investigators the chick just thought your dick was a kids. I'd be on heroin after that.
catsupmcshupfak on August 3rd, 2018 at 23:54 UTC »
"What's wrong with you?" From the guy sending unsolicited dick pics.
MoistNugget97 on August 3rd, 2018 at 23:12 UTC »
This reminds me of a greentext where a guy sends a girl a dick pic and the police show up at his door accusing him of sending child porn. He insists it's his dick and is forced to pull down his pants to prove it, and the disappointed cops leave.
Titus____Pullo on August 3rd, 2018 at 23:13 UTC »
Just imagine the shame of actually having to tell investigators the chick just thought your dick was a kids. I'd be on heroin after that.
catsupmcshupfak on August 3rd, 2018 at 23:54 UTC »
"What's wrong with you?" From the guy sending unsolicited dick pics.