My good friend Josh showing off his sais in HS. He still says he has no regrets about this. Him and his lovely gf are both redditors. Please bring this to the front page for them.
I woke up this morning to my girlfriend cackling nonstop. I slept through it for a while, but eventually woke up and was like, "Why have you been cracking up for the past hour?" Then she showed me this post. Allow me to elaborate:
Fuck you Mang for posting this. I should have all of this sweet, sweet karma I was badass as all fuck at 14, and yes I got the 'holding stance' from Raphael (the best ninja turtle) Yes, I look like David Schwimmer, Justin Long, and a lil bit of Sacha Baron Cohen (among others). I've been hearing it since I was about that age. Photo was taken by my brother. If only I had access to the full photoshoot. I'm on vacation right now so I don't have access. Clearly, this is a throwaway
jaktyp on August 3rd, 2018 at 11:55 UTC »
Be honest now, Josh. How long did those sais protect your virginity?
HandRailSuicide1 on August 3rd, 2018 at 12:10 UTC »
Is he the bastard son of David Schwimmer?
JoshuaNotDSchwimmer on August 3rd, 2018 at 14:25 UTC »
Hi Everyone,
I woke up this morning to my girlfriend cackling nonstop. I slept through it for a while, but eventually woke up and was like, "Why have you been cracking up for the past hour?" Then she showed me this post. Allow me to elaborate:
Fuck you Mang for posting this. I should have all of this sweet, sweet karma I was badass as all fuck at 14, and yes I got the 'holding stance' from Raphael (the best ninja turtle) Yes, I look like David Schwimmer, Justin Long, and a lil bit of Sacha Baron Cohen (among others). I've been hearing it since I was about that age. Photo was taken by my brother. If only I had access to the full photoshoot. I'm on vacation right now so I don't have access. Clearly, this is a throwawayCurrent photo of me and the lovely gf: https://imgur.com/a/WCHg4og