I'm on the road a lot, and I usually end up staying in pretty sketchy hotels. My friends always ask if I'm scared of getting killed, but honestly, I'm more scared of accidentally becoming a suspect in a murder because there's no way someone hasn't been murdered in a room that I've also done unspeakable things in. Here's hoping they don't swab the remotes.
I'm really excited to announce that I am hosting my own bimonthly comedy show in NYC called Monster Fight! and the first show is this Monday, August 6! If you come out and say hi, I'll buy you a beer! We're going to have a KILLER lineup and I'm really, really excited about it. The show's going to be at Keats on 45th and 2nd in Manhattan.
If you'd like to see shitty puns, and occasional drunk marketing pitches to companies/whoever else, you can always follow me on twitter. Or, if you prefer your jokes to be of the spoken variety, here's a recent set I did!
This is really funny to me because my mom is convinced that if she does the 23&me or any of those tests, someone will use her DNA to frame her for a crime
thejustmann on August 3rd, 2018 at 14:18 UTC »
I gotta admit, this took me 3-4 reads. But man, once it clicked... well done.
itspeterj on August 3rd, 2018 at 14:21 UTC »
I'm on the road a lot, and I usually end up staying in pretty sketchy hotels. My friends always ask if I'm scared of getting killed, but honestly, I'm more scared of accidentally becoming a suspect in a murder because there's no way someone hasn't been murdered in a room that I've also done unspeakable things in. Here's hoping they don't swab the remotes.
I'm really excited to announce that I am hosting my own bimonthly comedy show in NYC called Monster Fight! and the first show is this Monday, August 6! If you come out and say hi, I'll buy you a beer! We're going to have a KILLER lineup and I'm really, really excited about it. The show's going to be at Keats on 45th and 2nd in Manhattan.
If you'd like to see shitty puns, and occasional drunk marketing pitches to companies/whoever else, you can always follow me on twitter. Or, if you prefer your jokes to be of the spoken variety, here's a recent set I did!
Love you folks.
jwagz1234 on August 3rd, 2018 at 15:04 UTC »
This is really funny to me because my mom is convinced that if she does the 23&me or any of those tests, someone will use her DNA to frame her for a crime