can_subscribe on July 30th, 2018 at 12:39 UTC »
Son: Because that was the best your shit salary could pay for...
BombAssTick on July 30th, 2018 at 12:44 UTC »
My dad would 100% say this to me.
When I was a kid, my dad taught my brother and I to tell people that our dads were the milk-man and mailman respectively.
My mom hated that joke.
hyacinths_ on July 30th, 2018 at 12:45 UTC »
As a kid I became convinced that I was adopted and badgered my parents constantly with it.
One day my mom finally yelled "I had you at 19! They don't give 19 year olds babies!"
can_subscribe on July 30th, 2018 at 12:39 UTC »
Son: Because that was the best your shit salary could pay for...
BombAssTick on July 30th, 2018 at 12:44 UTC »
My dad would 100% say this to me.
When I was a kid, my dad taught my brother and I to tell people that our dads were the milk-man and mailman respectively.
My mom hated that joke.
hyacinths_ on July 30th, 2018 at 12:45 UTC »
As a kid I became convinced that I was adopted and badgered my parents constantly with it.
One day my mom finally yelled "I had you at 19! They don't give 19 year olds babies!"