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TheJoJoBeanery on July 23rd, 2018 at 15:49 UTC »

... Or soda... Or dressing... Or propane... Or peanut butter... Or olive oil... Litterally anything with a screw top! I'm a pretty strong woman, but my fiancé closes everything as if its about to go into an Egyptian tomb for the next 3000 years.

nsto on July 23rd, 2018 at 16:33 UTC »

N - Nurture dependence

Her grandpa is DENNIS-ing her grandma

Batbuckleyourpants on July 23rd, 2018 at 17:33 UTC »

My favorite story from my now late grandparents, was when they had a huge fight. And Grampa, seeing grandma without a blanket, walked over, and uttered what translates as "I love you, you bitch" as he covered her with a blanket. they both started giggling, and went to bed together. AT WHICH POINT NOTHING HAPPENED.