Want to have some fun? Bring up a list of Trump's most ridiculous quotes and try to figure out which Arrested Development character would have said it. For half of these, choosing Lucille almost feels like cheating.
Lucille: I think if this country gets any kinder or gentler, it’s literally going to cease to exist.
Tobias: She's ugly on the inside and the outside... I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.
Lucille: Our great African-American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore.
GOB: All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.
Barry Zuckercorn: Trust me. I'm like a smart guy.
GOB: I will build a great, great wall on our southern border
Narrator: He won't.
GOB: and I will make Mexico pay for that wall.
Narrator: They won't.
GOB: Mark my words.
Lucille: The concept of shaking hands is absolutely terrible, and statistically I’ve been proven right.
Lindsay: Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.
George Sr.: I have a great relationship with the blacks.
Michael: Well, Dad don't think they love it when you call them that.
SaguaroAD on July 17th, 2018 at 06:02 UTC »
Give pop pop your hair.
bortkasta on July 17th, 2018 at 06:10 UTC »
He's got the worst fucking attorneys.
ResidentBlackGuy on July 17th, 2018 at 09:05 UTC »
Want to have some fun? Bring up a list of Trump's most ridiculous quotes and try to figure out which Arrested Development character would have said it. For half of these, choosing Lucille almost feels like cheating.
Lucille: I think if this country gets any kinder or gentler, it’s literally going to cease to exist.
Tobias: She's ugly on the inside and the outside... I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.
Lucille: Our great African-American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore.
GOB: All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.
Barry Zuckercorn: Trust me. I'm like a smart guy.
GOB: I will build a great, great wall on our southern border
Narrator: He won't.
GOB: and I will make Mexico pay for that wall.
Narrator: They won't.
GOB: Mark my words.
Lucille: The concept of shaking hands is absolutely terrible, and statistically I’ve been proven right.
Lindsay: Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.
George Sr.: I have a great relationship with the blacks.
Michael: Well, Dad don't think they love it when you call them that.