Hah, look at these fools, liking sports.

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vaporizedkiosk on July 11st, 2018 at 15:22 UTC »

The geometric term for a football is a truncated icosahedron. Little factoid for the day

Lampmonster1 on July 11st, 2018 at 15:25 UTC »

Yeah, I don't doubt the part where they stopped speaking to them.

derpleberryfinn on July 11st, 2018 at 15:57 UTC »

looks like a job for the ol' Google Translate:

please please please perceive me to be a genius. i've built literally my entire personality and sense of self around it but every day that goes by demonstrates more and more of my intellectual mediocrity.

i looked up a bunch of geometry terms that i hope describe 'soccer ball' and 'soccer net' and am pretending that i used them in casual conversation because i don't know how actual smart people comport themselves.

smart people use unnecessary geometrical descriptions of items instead of their common terms, right? that's a smart person thing, isn't it?

like, pretending that i'm so far beyond regular humans that i cannot even comprehend things like "kicking a ball through a net", that means 'smart', right?

oh god please someone tell me how smart i am

6th grade seems more and more distant every day. i barely had to do anything more than show up and i aced everything and everyone told me how smart i was and now here i am in college and suddenly i need to actually do the work and study and learn new things and nobody's buying my excuses that the teacher hated me for how smart i am or that the class "just wasn't challenging" and that's why i failed out

all i have left is this FB quiz that told me my iq was 140.

please tell me how smart i am. please.

please.