No, this is Patrick

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ayyndrew on July 3rd, 2018 at 12:42 UTC »

Joern seems like a great guy.

Usernametakenha on July 3rd, 2018 at 13:05 UTC »

I want Joern to text me by accident now so he can be ridiculously nice to me

Wschmidth on July 3rd, 2018 at 13:54 UTC »

This reminds me of an old woman who used to call me once a month looking for a guy named Scott (not me). Same conversation every time.

Me: "Hello?"

Her: "Scott?"

Me: "No, I think you have the wrong number, I don't know anyone named Scott"

Her: "is this [my number]?"

Me: "Yes"

Her: "Oh okay" hangs up, calls again 5 minutes later

Me: "Hello again, this still isn't Scott"

Her: "Okay, thank you" hangs up

This went on for about a year, she hasn't called in a few months. I hope she finally found Scott's number.