Any time it rains I jump over puddles rather than walk around them. It's like carrying 37 shopping bags in one go, it's like laziness through effort.
Bonus points if I'm wearing a suit, people think that makes you incapable of jumping, but I like the idea of a dude in a suit with a briefcase and umbrella jumping over puddles.
AxolotlsAreDangerous on June 23rd, 2018 at 12:48 UTC »
Joke’s on you I’ve been on a natural high caused by unmedicated bipolar disorder and jump everywhere.
ghostonbody on June 23rd, 2018 at 12:59 UTC »
i jumped last thursday trying to reach my helium balloon that had got stuck in the ceiling of my office.
Vakieh on June 23rd, 2018 at 13:57 UTC »
Any time it rains I jump over puddles rather than walk around them. It's like carrying 37 shopping bags in one go, it's like laziness through effort.
Bonus points if I'm wearing a suit, people think that makes you incapable of jumping, but I like the idea of a dude in a suit with a briefcase and umbrella jumping over puddles.