"Our long national nightmare is ... different," Stephen Colbert said on Wednesday's Late Show, "because after weeks of tearing families apart at the border, and then falsely insisting that only Congress could solve the problem," President Trump realized he didn't like how the policy made him feel and took a stab at ending it. He ribbed Trump for insisting this couldn't be done through an executive order, and then signing an executive order to do it. But "here's the thing," Colbert said. "Trump made it a big signing ceremony to make it look like he did something good instead of admitting he was just ending the evil thing he started."
Yes, Trump is "reuniting families — in prison," maybe, "but even if this was the perfect plan — and it's not," Colbert said, "none of these folks in the administration or anyone who defended them are off the moral meathook here. Because they didn't change this policy because they thought they were wrong — they changed it because it made 70 percent of Americans sick to their stomach. And make no mistake: Trump folded. He folded like an origami Trump casino." That's a first, he added, and the final straw was probably the "tender age" shelters for seized babies and toddlers. And caging babies "was hurting the most vulnerable," Colbert deadpanned: "Members of the Trump administration."
The Late Show imagined Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen's interrupted Mexican dinner out as a very bad first date.
buckwheatstalks on June 21st, 2018 at 04:25 UTC »
"And you are lynching Negroes"
...was a common phrase in the USSR, to deflect criticism of their own human rights abuses.
It was the original whataboutism
FizzlePopBerryTwist on June 21st, 2018 at 02:25 UTC »
Well I don't think they've ever said "Death to South America"
Trojbd on June 21st, 2018 at 01:00 UTC »
Regardless of how you feel about Iran, gotta admit the US isn't exactly making it difficult to give other countries ammunition for propaganda against them.