Stop, this is a load of malarkey. My mom told me that I am only allowed to have sex with my wife. How would someone go about having sex with two different women?
Girls, don't you just hate it when you go to pee and it sounds like you are pouring marbles into the toilet because all your eggs are coming out? But you still have to pee but you have to wait until you are done laying eggs. I hate it when that happens to me.
punny_you_said_that on June 14th, 2018 at 17:44 UTC »
Stop, this is a load of malarkey. My mom told me that I am only allowed to have sex with my wife. How would someone go about having sex with two different women?
PinkPotamus on June 14th, 2018 at 20:22 UTC »
Girls, don't you just hate it when you go to pee and it sounds like you are pouring marbles into the toilet because all your eggs are coming out? But you still have to pee but you have to wait until you are done laying eggs. I hate it when that happens to me.
EchoFourBravo on June 14th, 2018 at 20:29 UTC »
I can't find a source, but I know that when threatened, a human female can spray eggs at a cyclic rate of around 750 rounds per minute.