There is a man in a blue uniform who comes to our house every day to murder us and it is only because of my vicious barking that the man leaves and we live another day. Since he fails every day, he sometimes sends the man in the brown uniform with the truck. They try to trick sometimes by sending the young boy who smells like weed by bringing delicious pizza, but I see through the charade.
Some folks are born made to wave the flag, Ooh, they're red, white and blue. And when the band plays "Hail to the chief", Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord,
Fuck!...I laughed so hard. My dog goes absolutely Ape shit when anything touches the door...god forbid the doorbell rings, it’s like full blown PTSD!!!
Zaggie on June 10th, 2018 at 12:59 UTC »
There is a man in a blue uniform who comes to our house every day to murder us and it is only because of my vicious barking that the man leaves and we live another day. Since he fails every day, he sometimes sends the man in the brown uniform with the truck. They try to trick sometimes by sending the young boy who smells like weed by bringing delicious pizza, but I see through the charade.
RapidArsenal on June 10th, 2018 at 15:56 UTC »
Some folks are born made to wave the flag, Ooh, they're red, white and blue. And when the band plays "Hail to the chief", Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord,
entityinvesting on June 10th, 2018 at 16:41 UTC »
Fuck!...I laughed so hard. My dog goes absolutely Ape shit when anything touches the door...god forbid the doorbell rings, it’s like full blown PTSD!!!