Also, I should clarify: This was after the date was in progress, he got up to clean out his soul (Read: take a shit) and ended up texting me drunk on the toilet. Living the dream.
UPDATE: He unmatched, blocked my number, and hid in the bathroom after he sent the text. General consensus in the comments is that he was trying to neg me. Either way I don’t have to see him again and I got some sweet, sweet karma thanks to you lovely strangers. Silver linings always (:
My brother did this to someone once. Had a girl over and his friends wanted him to go on Xbox. Instead of texting his friends he texted her "hold on a bit, I have a tinder hoe on my shlong" he still cringes when he tells the story
sleepytaquito on June 2nd, 2018 at 16:27 UTC »
Also, I should clarify: This was after the date was in progress, he got up to clean out his soul (Read: take a shit) and ended up texting me drunk on the toilet. Living the dream.
UPDATE: He unmatched, blocked my number, and hid in the bathroom after he sent the text. General consensus in the comments is that he was trying to neg me. Either way I don’t have to see him again and I got some sweet, sweet karma thanks to you lovely strangers. Silver linings always (:
UPDATE 2: This Taproom is not in your area.
shubrownie on June 2nd, 2018 at 19:18 UTC »
I would give you my 5.5
TheWalkingMeg on June 2nd, 2018 at 20:40 UTC »
My brother did this to someone once. Had a girl over and his friends wanted him to go on Xbox. Instead of texting his friends he texted her "hold on a bit, I have a tinder hoe on my shlong" he still cringes when he tells the story