Does "my son is very smart" count ?

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KeepThisKeptThroway on May 26th, 2018 at 04:58 UTC »

Yeah, Rebecca gtfo. You know what my 3 year old said? “Daddy, the chocolate in kitty’s potty box tastes not good and crunchy.” Deal with THAT, Becky!

Spullk on May 26th, 2018 at 05:22 UTC »

Sounds like a quote from Fahrenheit 451,

HouseSomalian on May 26th, 2018 at 06:16 UTC »

...and then he turned around. He must have aged 50 years in that moment because he looked like an old man. He then got up out of his high chair and said "Mother, I have nothing more to learn from you" and ran out the door. I had been crying for hours when the phone rang. It was the University of Zurich, they told me my son was found wandering around campus and was waiting for me in the security office. He said "Mother, I've missed you so much", I told him "I've missed you too Albert Einstein" And then the security guards all stood up and clapped.