She proudly replied “please do” when I told her I was uploading this to Reddit. Hope she sees it.

ConstipatedNinja on May 8th, 2018 at 20:36 UTC »

And now she knows your reddit username, basically the most sensitive information there is about a person.

CompleteGorilla on May 8th, 2018 at 21:31 UTC »

"Mr. Wesker, the B.S.A.A. has infiltrated the facility."

"Very well, ready my Kia Soul."

UmbrellaCorpCEO on May 8th, 2018 at 22:04 UTC »

Improper use of company vehicles