That is just controlling. Like I get it if the asker bought the computer for their son, but they even say their son bought it, it’s just that because of its location it belongs to them. Thats fuckin stupid.
Parents can be strange, I was on patrol and received a call of a possible suicidal person. Upon arrival on the scene his father (a judge) advised his son was threatening suicide so I went to speak with him and he said he was fine and had no intention of hurting himself so there was nothing more I could do. I told the father what transpired and he replied that he would make me arrest his son by swinging at me which did nothing but get the father arrested for battery on a police officer.
Talos1111 on May 6th, 2018 at 03:35 UTC »
That is just controlling. Like I get it if the asker bought the computer for their son, but they even say their son bought it, it’s just that because of its location it belongs to them. Thats fuckin stupid.
Tchaikovsky08 on May 6th, 2018 at 03:43 UTC »
Excellent delivery. Short, punchy sentences that continuously escalate the level of absurdity. A truly sardonic murder.
dumbgringo on May 6th, 2018 at 08:39 UTC »
Parents can be strange, I was on patrol and received a call of a possible suicidal person. Upon arrival on the scene his father (a judge) advised his son was threatening suicide so I went to speak with him and he said he was fine and had no intention of hurting himself so there was nothing more I could do. I told the father what transpired and he replied that he would make me arrest his son by swinging at me which did nothing but get the father arrested for battery on a police officer.