I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon; sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill; I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
At first, I thought her boobs were a little bit bigger. But then I thought no she's just padding her bra, but THEN I thought that Pam doesn't NEED to pad her bra. That's when I knew.
cornbreadcake on April 23rd, 2018 at 01:15 UTC »
When he wants Ryan to come to the bathroom to clean him up a little bit. I die every time
saltycodpiece on April 23rd, 2018 at 03:32 UTC »
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon; sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill; I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
JohnnyHopkins13 on April 23rd, 2018 at 04:48 UTC »
At first, I thought her boobs were a little bit bigger. But then I thought no she's just padding her bra, but THEN I thought that Pam doesn't NEED to pad her bra. That's when I knew.