If this post gets 69,000 upvotes I will create a full length garlic bread bible and post it.

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aritzymixer on April 15th, 2018 at 09:02 UTC »

Garlic be with you.

killerchestnut on April 15th, 2018 at 09:42 UTC »

If this is a bamboozle I will suck the meat off of yo dick.

OprahNoodlemantra on April 15th, 2018 at 09:52 UTC »

While they were eating, Jesus took garlic bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to his disciples, saying, "Take this and eat it, for this is dank AF.”