Alright listen here motherfucker. I've made this account just to tell you this so feel fucking privileged. Do you even understand how much unspeakable bullshit Faramir put up with from that sorry excuse of a man he had to call father? Yet everyday he got up, strapped his fucking sword on and went out to hunt those motherfucking orcs. Why you ask???? Because he loved his country, he loved his brother and believe it or not, loved his psychopathic dad too. He would have died (and did) for all of the above, and no amount of parental motherfuckery could stop him from doing that. I'm talking grade A, middle-earth domestic abuse, dick in the mouth kind of thing. He could have conquered the ring to aide his people just like Boromir wanted to but he found it in his heart to do the opposite despite the gripping power of the ring. How you ask??? Good question, I will tell you. BECAUSE HE MOTHERFUCKING DID EXACTLY THAT EVERY GODDAM DAY IN HIS LIFE. He took a beating every day of his life and has got accustomed to not getting what he wants. Boromir ain't shit on Faramir's shoe and the fact of the matter is, Boromir wouldn't be anything without Faramir. This motherfucker single handedly inspired the most arrogant human being in the entire world, so show some goddam respect. Don't be chatting shit about Faramir, he's more of a man than most if you'll ever be.
RussianWhizKid on April 14th, 2018 at 13:48 UTC »
If I should return, think better of me, Father.
jc_special on April 14th, 2018 at 14:43 UTC »
Boromir was loyal to me! Not some wizard's pupil!
ivanvzm on April 14th, 2018 at 15:26 UTC »