Context is important here, yes Daniel was killed by a Velociraptor but it wasn't the dinosaurs fault. Reports stated that Daniel had spent several hours taunting the creature before it finally snapped.
I put this sign up in our shared kitchen with a bunch of law firms, including mine, sharing space. Many years back. The building owner had a manager, who removed it, and said I was "inciting fear."
Okay.
I really wanted to put one up that said it has been "zero days" since a lawyer incited fear, but feared that wouldn't go over either.
That woman had no sense of humor.
I tormented her for a long time afterward -- with snacks.
We had a vending machine in that shared kitchen, and she'd stock it with Kirkland bullshit, like Kirkland brand trail mix packs and fruity chews, that kind of thing, and then raise the prices. Quite a little profit center for herself. Every time she did that, marked up Kirkland B.S. in place of "the good stuff" I'd bring in a huge container of the same Kirkland candies, or maybe one of those tubs of red licorice, something like that, and put a post-it note that said "Our compliments, enjoy!" and put it on the shared table. No one bought vending machine candy when there was free candy.
Drove her crazy. When her prices came down, or she switched back to the better candy options, I'd stop buying free candy. Then, a few weeks or a month would go by, and once again, she'd fill the machine with Kirkland candy and mark it up.
Free Candy time, everyone!
Our senior partner despised her so much he was full-on with my plan and never minded funding it from petty cash. He loved the pettiness of it, and everyone else on that floor sharing the kitchen loved us for free candy antics.
I guess this belongs in "petty revenge" but, it all started with her stupid reason for taking down the velociraptor sign.
CandyPharts on March 29th, 2018 at 03:02 UTC »
2014 does seem like it was about 32 days ago
ObiMemeKenobi on March 29th, 2018 at 03:24 UTC »
Context is important here, yes Daniel was killed by a Velociraptor but it wasn't the dinosaurs fault. Reports stated that Daniel had spent several hours taunting the creature before it finally snapped.
condimentia on March 29th, 2018 at 03:58 UTC »
I put this sign up in our shared kitchen with a bunch of law firms, including mine, sharing space. Many years back. The building owner had a manager, who removed it, and said I was "inciting fear."
Okay.
I really wanted to put one up that said it has been "zero days" since a lawyer incited fear, but feared that wouldn't go over either.
That woman had no sense of humor.
I tormented her for a long time afterward -- with snacks.
We had a vending machine in that shared kitchen, and she'd stock it with Kirkland bullshit, like Kirkland brand trail mix packs and fruity chews, that kind of thing, and then raise the prices. Quite a little profit center for herself. Every time she did that, marked up Kirkland B.S. in place of "the good stuff" I'd bring in a huge container of the same Kirkland candies, or maybe one of those tubs of red licorice, something like that, and put a post-it note that said "Our compliments, enjoy!" and put it on the shared table. No one bought vending machine candy when there was free candy.
Drove her crazy. When her prices came down, or she switched back to the better candy options, I'd stop buying free candy. Then, a few weeks or a month would go by, and once again, she'd fill the machine with Kirkland candy and mark it up.
Free Candy time, everyone!
Our senior partner despised her so much he was full-on with my plan and never minded funding it from petty cash. He loved the pettiness of it, and everyone else on that floor sharing the kitchen loved us for free candy antics.
I guess this belongs in "petty revenge" but, it all started with her stupid reason for taking down the velociraptor sign.