“Well a’ course I’m not happy. Luk at me, imma fat slob! A’ got bigga tit-ays den yu do! A’ got more cheens than a Cheenese phone book! A’ve not seen ma willeh in over two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead!
I can’t stop eating.
I eat because I’m unhappy...
hangs head
And I’m unhappy because I eat. It’s a vicious cycle.
Now, if yeh’ll excuse me, there’s someone I need to get back in touch with and forgive.
VerificationPurposes on March 26th, 2018 at 12:32 UTC »
Well that’s the best I’ve seen Trump look in a long time.
SixFingersTheTroll on March 26th, 2018 at 13:06 UTC »
You've ruined Fat Bastard for me, OP 👿
RevolverOcelot420 on March 26th, 2018 at 14:15 UTC »
“Well a’ course I’m not happy. Luk at me, imma fat slob! A’ got bigga tit-ays den yu do! A’ got more cheens than a Cheenese phone book! A’ve not seen ma willeh in over two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead!
I can’t stop eating.
I eat because I’m unhappy...
hangs head
And I’m unhappy because I eat. It’s a vicious cycle.
Now, if yeh’ll excuse me, there’s someone I need to get back in touch with and forgive.
Myself.
farts.
Sorreh. I fahted. It’s a long road ahead.”
shrugs