Getting drunk alone while my daughter is out on a date with a guy who calls himself “Vapelord”. Vape. Lord.

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Lovebot_AI on March 22nd, 2018 at 00:11 UTC »

Okay, OP, here’s your game plan:

You are now “VapeGod”. Your whole life is about vaping. You have no interests other than blowing the thickest, biggest, dopest clouds possible. You ask your daughter to help you film vape videos for YouTube every day.

If your daughter is still into him, it’s true love.

bumbumbillum on March 22nd, 2018 at 00:32 UTC »

All I could picture when reading this is “Taserface” from guardians of the galaxy 2... and of course the subsequent laughing and humiliation after he proudly announces his name.

Muskratapplepie on March 22nd, 2018 at 02:06 UTC »

My ex dated some dude who called himself “Lazer”. Said it was because he was so “focused”. They didn’t last.