PitchforkAssistant on March 2nd, 2018 at 14:00 UTC »
I am happy with my life and I'm doing great mom.
MilitantSatanist on March 2nd, 2018 at 14:54 UTC »
"Work is great dad. My portfolio is quite strong this year."
Laser fire
"What was that, son?"
"Oh nothing, there's a new copier at work, things are great, byyyeeeee."
Explosion, GAME OVER
Man, I need a job.
Tinctured on March 2nd, 2018 at 16:17 UTC »
I lie to them so they don't further belittle and criticise me. Thanks for teaching me how to maintain healthy relationships, dad! ♥️
PitchforkAssistant on March 2nd, 2018 at 14:00 UTC »
I am happy with my life and I'm doing great mom.
MilitantSatanist on March 2nd, 2018 at 14:54 UTC »
"Work is great dad. My portfolio is quite strong this year."
Laser fire
"What was that, son?"
"Oh nothing, there's a new copier at work, things are great, byyyeeeee."
Explosion, GAME OVER
Man, I need a job.
Tinctured on March 2nd, 2018 at 16:17 UTC »
I lie to them so they don't further belittle and criticise me. Thanks for teaching me how to maintain healthy relationships, dad! ♥️