This is obviously just a joke. I mean, I haven't had sex with 10 people. Who am I, Wilt Chamberlain? But if you're still curious, I'm actually not gay. I'm just what's known on most gaydars as a "false positive." I get it. I'm very whimsical... also, I have been known to say that I think man buns look like door knobs that open the mayor's office to Pound Town, so I understand the confusion.
But whenever someone says I'm gay, I always take it as a compliment. I go, "Wait. You think if I move to your neighborhood your property value goes up and you get a Whole Foods? Well, thank you, blue eyes."
PLUG: Does this joke sound familiar? It's actually the first joke I ever posted in this sub almost 5 years ago. And it'll be featured on my debut stand-up album, which will be released on February 23rd but is available for pre-order right now on iTunes, Google Play and on Amazon. So if you'd like to hear how this joke or dozens of others I've posted in this sub over the years sounds out loud, this is the best option. Otherwise, see y'all on twitter and Instagram. Thanks! <3
This reminds me of that joke/saying “every group of friends has that one guy nobody likes, if you’re struggling to think of who it is, it’s you.”
Edit: I didn’t mean to imply that he was stealing or bastardizing an existing joke. I liked his joke, it works on so many levels. If this joke wasn’t already done it would be a good follow up joke to the one he said.
NatBaimel on February 17th, 2018 at 15:52 UTC »
This is obviously just a joke. I mean, I haven't had sex with 10 people. Who am I, Wilt Chamberlain? But if you're still curious, I'm actually not gay. I'm just what's known on most gaydars as a "false positive." I get it. I'm very whimsical... also, I have been known to say that I think man buns look like door knobs that open the mayor's office to Pound Town, so I understand the confusion.
But whenever someone says I'm gay, I always take it as a compliment. I go, "Wait. You think if I move to your neighborhood your property value goes up and you get a Whole Foods? Well, thank you, blue eyes."
PLUG: Does this joke sound familiar? It's actually the first joke I ever posted in this sub almost 5 years ago. And it'll be featured on my debut stand-up album, which will be released on February 23rd but is available for pre-order right now on iTunes, Google Play and on Amazon. So if you'd like to hear how this joke or dozens of others I've posted in this sub over the years sounds out loud, this is the best option. Otherwise, see y'all on twitter and Instagram. Thanks! <3
theundeadsteve on February 17th, 2018 at 16:07 UTC »
This reminds me of that joke/saying “every group of friends has that one guy nobody likes, if you’re struggling to think of who it is, it’s you.”
Edit: I didn’t mean to imply that he was stealing or bastardizing an existing joke. I liked his joke, it works on so many levels. If this joke wasn’t already done it would be a good follow up joke to the one he said.
cheriezard on February 17th, 2018 at 17:55 UTC »
Looks like a variation on this common joke: