The Onion has used this title many times before.

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digitales on February 15th, 2018 at 17:47 UTC »

you could close all schools. problem solved.

7Seyo7 on February 15th, 2018 at 17:52 UTC »

Just to drive it home even more, the recommended stories.

-xhad on February 15th, 2018 at 19:09 UTC »

https://twitter.com/jasonroeder/status/963976307879985152

here is something even more funny and sad the person who wrote the headline lives a mile away