One time my wife (then gf) said loudly to me "stop following me" in the middle of Victoria's secret. I was horrified and almost wanted to run from all the evil looks I was getting.
About a year ago I was standing on a busy sidewalk when this homeless guy started harassing me asking for my number etc. I told him I was waiting for my boyfriend which was true, but that only set him off asking "is he big?" And "could I take him?" I tried to shake him off but he wouldn't leave me alone, finally this super adorable and flamboyant gay guy that I've never met comes up and was like "hey girl there you are let's go!!" I thought it was so funny that it appeared to the homeless dude that I was dating a very obviously gay man, but I mostly just appreciated him so much for taking a minute out of his day to help a stranger
Genbu7 on February 13rd, 2018 at 18:17 UTC »
One time my wife (then gf) said loudly to me "stop following me" in the middle of Victoria's secret. I was horrified and almost wanted to run from all the evil looks I was getting.
Land-Stander on February 13rd, 2018 at 18:49 UTC »
Meanwhile, my short ass wife threatens to start calling me, "daddy" in public just to humiliate me.
I'm like, "Please don't.. I just want to find my candle."
urmomhatesme on February 13rd, 2018 at 18:50 UTC »
About a year ago I was standing on a busy sidewalk when this homeless guy started harassing me asking for my number etc. I told him I was waiting for my boyfriend which was true, but that only set him off asking "is he big?" And "could I take him?" I tried to shake him off but he wouldn't leave me alone, finally this super adorable and flamboyant gay guy that I've never met comes up and was like "hey girl there you are let's go!!" I thought it was so funny that it appeared to the homeless dude that I was dating a very obviously gay man, but I mostly just appreciated him so much for taking a minute out of his day to help a stranger