King William of England has died, five weeks after being seriously injured at the Battle of Mantes in France.
The King was fighting a counter-offensive against the French in July 1087 when he fell against the pommel of his saddle and badly damaged his intestines.
The 59-year-old Duke of Normandy was taken to his Duchy's capital Rouen after the accident, but was unable to recover from his injuries.
Many of his knights have already rushed to protect their property, fearing opportunistic attacks from King Phillip of France or a break-down of order in the region.
Born in 1028, William was the illegitimate son of Duke Robert I of Normandy and a young woman called Herleve, the daughter of a Falaise tanner.
In his youth he was known as "William the bastard", but was recognised as the family's heir on his father's death in 1035 and so inherited the Duchy of Normandy.
His claim to the English throne was based on the assertion it had been promised to him in 1051 by his distant cousin Edward the Confessor - a promise that Harold, Duke of Wessex, had sworn to uphold, he said.
When Wessex was crowned King of England in January 1066, William accused him of being a usurper and assembled an invasion force.
He landed on English soil in September 1066. By 14 October - after a close-fought battle at Senlac, near Hastings - Harold was dead and William became king.
At his coronation, the Duke promised to uphold existing laws and customs in England.
His reign was characterised by peace and order, but this was often imposed using violence and cruelty which made him deeply unpopular with many of his subjects.
His replacement of the traditional ruling class with a foreign aristocracy also caused much resentment among the English nobility.
King William's lasting memorial is likely to be his "Domesday" survey - a huge investigation into the wealth of the kingdom commissioned in 1085 and completed just two years later - and the first of its kind in this country.
He will be succeeded in England by his second son William Rufus. His eldest son Robert was denied the throne after falling out with his father, but will be made Duke of Normandy after a deathbed concession.
confusedbossman on February 6th, 2018 at 17:11 UTC »
My Great Uncle died at home, and I was there - out in rural farmland but with a lot of family. I was an EMT at the time, so a lot of the palliative care fell on me. He was a big fella also.
Once he was dead, I had to go plug him up with a wrap of gauze - in his anus. This keeps things in, and also lets gas out, and is pretty common practice as I was told. Before that though, I had to extricate a huge poo that was on deck with a pair of tongs.
Not something I am ever going to be able to mentally erase.
artificialinelegance on February 6th, 2018 at 16:05 UTC »
If I remember, the reason he was left for several days was that the moment he died, everyone fucked off back to their castles to start plotting to get the throne and just left his body there. Some even nicked his stuff. There was a BBC documentary about this very situation.
EDIT - Yup. literally the first scene in 2nd episode. Pretty good doc. Youtube Link
Bossman0101 on February 6th, 2018 at 14:56 UTC »
An observer commented: “Whether his bowels burst or whether some excrements were forced out at their natural passage, such an intolerable stinck proceeded from him, as neither the perfumes that smoaked in great abundance, nor any other means were able to qualifie”.