I want to see some eccentric billionaire just go after some random industry. Commission a few studies and then produce a commercial: "9 out of ten sociopaths admit that they chew gum. 9 out of 10 cancer patients admit to chewing gum. 9 out of 10 child molesters admit to chewing gum. Are you sure you want to chew gum?"
And do it over and over and over, then watch chewing gum sales crash.
dirtywang on February 5th, 2018 at 01:46 UTC »
100% of people who drink milk will die.
FuckedAsBored on February 5th, 2018 at 02:42 UTC »
100% of people who confuse correlation with causation end up dead.
GeorgieWashington on February 5th, 2018 at 04:01 UTC »
I want to see some eccentric billionaire just go after some random industry. Commission a few studies and then produce a commercial: "9 out of ten sociopaths admit that they chew gum. 9 out of 10 cancer patients admit to chewing gum. 9 out of 10 child molesters admit to chewing gum. Are you sure you want to chew gum?"
And do it over and over and over, then watch chewing gum sales crash.