In an alternate universe

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Reluxtrue on January 26th, 2018 at 21:16 UTC »

how is he using the phone with both his arms down and clenched into fists?

Rum_N_Napalm on January 26th, 2018 at 22:03 UTC »

While you were reading manga, I trained my pecs

While you were out cultivating flowery language to seduce M'lady, I cultivated my biceps

While you abused the Doritos, I ate protein shakes

And now that the barbarians are at the gate, you have the audacity to turn to me for help?