"Attention, passengers. This is your captain, Boss Hogg, speaking. And this cold slice of heaven is my 40th beer of the afternoon. So any of you dicknips think you can slug it down faster than me, you're welcome to get your fat asses up here to try..."
Edit: whoever gilded me, may you be blessed with all the milk steaks and raw jelly beans the world has to offer.
crypticthree on January 22nd, 2018 at 21:52 UTC »
How many beers in was she? (We all know Mac didn't win the chugging contest)
lolwuuut on January 22nd, 2018 at 22:32 UTC »
Mac looks like he's gonna age really well and Dee looks so much better than on the show
Dirtbag_Bob on January 22nd, 2018 at 22:40 UTC »
"Attention, passengers. This is your captain, Boss Hogg, speaking. And this cold slice of heaven is my 40th beer of the afternoon. So any of you dicknips think you can slug it down faster than me, you're welcome to get your fat asses up here to try..."
Edit: whoever gilded me, may you be blessed with all the milk steaks and raw jelly beans the world has to offer.