I feel like I'm opening a terrible can of worms by having an obviously Jewish last name and saying I have bad genes so I guess if you're gonna yell at me, at least also follow me on Twitter.
Great joke. I know literally nothing about comedy, but I feel like this joke might flow slightly better if you take out the words"and the second one was", shortening it to "I flipped them over and I had a red Uno card and an overdue parking ticket"
jeremysmiles on January 19th, 2018 at 16:08 UTC »
I feel like I'm opening a terrible can of worms by having an obviously Jewish last name and saying I have bad genes so I guess if you're gonna yell at me, at least also follow me on Twitter.
abl0ck0fch33s3 on January 19th, 2018 at 16:20 UTC »
Great joke. I know literally nothing about comedy, but I feel like this joke might flow slightly better if you take out the words"and the second one was", shortening it to "I flipped them over and I had a red Uno card and an overdue parking ticket"
Just my opinion though
RoofPig on January 19th, 2018 at 16:43 UTC »
When "neutral", "drive", and "low" come up on the flop, you'll be happy with your straight.