Ducks are fierce. I had three at one time. They are not animals to be fucked with - little sharp thorns on the end of their beaks that can be quite painful. If you're thinking about fowl as pets/egg layers, go for chickens. They are much tamer, cleaner, and manageable than ducks. Ducks need water, which they shit in a bunch immediately, so it's always gross, plus they are LOUD when they have sex, which in my experience was every fucking morning at sunrise, plus throughout the day as well. Good times those ducks. They also became incestual lesbians, but that's a story for another time.
BagelsRTheHoleTruth on January 19th, 2018 at 01:39 UTC »
Ducks are fierce. I had three at one time. They are not animals to be fucked with - little sharp thorns on the end of their beaks that can be quite painful. If you're thinking about fowl as pets/egg layers, go for chickens. They are much tamer, cleaner, and manageable than ducks. Ducks need water, which they shit in a bunch immediately, so it's always gross, plus they are LOUD when they have sex, which in my experience was every fucking morning at sunrise, plus throughout the day as well. Good times those ducks. They also became incestual lesbians, but that's a story for another time.
Blasphameatloaf on January 19th, 2018 at 01:56 UTC »
You will learn that i am not the duck with whom to fuck
fauxkit on January 19th, 2018 at 03:28 UTC »
I like how she's posing with him like he's the emperor of China.