I had six people helping me look for my glasses that we're on my face the whole time, and I'm 30... We looked for longer than I'd like to admit, and I can't see without them, so that should have been my first clue.
Lions come out of the womb with their brains mostly formed, humans come out of the womb as idiotic meat potatoes because if they were to come out more formed they would kill the mother being born due to their size. In short, lions are better at shitting out children, whilst humans are better at shitting out half-formed blobs that are prone to developing into a superior intellect with external nurturing and sustenance.
gimmy_dem_cookies on January 11st, 2018 at 17:10 UTC »
I do this with my phone and I'm 25..
Treejectory on January 11st, 2018 at 18:56 UTC »
I had six people helping me look for my glasses that we're on my face the whole time, and I'm 30... We looked for longer than I'd like to admit, and I can't see without them, so that should have been my first clue.
FoxFluffFur on January 11st, 2018 at 20:10 UTC »
Lions come out of the womb with their brains mostly formed, humans come out of the womb as idiotic meat potatoes because if they were to come out more formed they would kill the mother being born due to their size. In short, lions are better at shitting out children, whilst humans are better at shitting out half-formed blobs that are prone to developing into a superior intellect with external nurturing and sustenance.
edit: calm down jfc